hello! i am kris!
im the one who made this website... if you want to know more about me this is the page for it. linked below are the awesome webrings im a member of
im the one who made this website... if you want to know more about me this is the page for it. linked below are the awesome webrings im a member of
i was born in the south suburbs of chicago and had a delightful time being a child. look at that smile! my parents are great and would even unchain me on the weekends so i could roam around the whole cellar. i had several friends. unfortunately all good things must come to and end and i was forced to endure a process known as "puberty."
who wouldve known that such a cute and worry-free childhood would lead to the life i have now. right now im the only thing standing between you and a badass-free world. the global government seeks to eliminate me for my exquisite swag. because of this i live in a cave spending my time playing video games and drawing and making art and coding. unfortunately my days are numbered as the devil andrew hussie themself has infected me with a vile poison and im getting weaker by the days.