hello! i am kris!
im the one who made this website... if you want to know more about me this is the page for it. linked below are the awesome webrings im a member of
im the one who made this website... if you want to know more about me this is the page for it. linked below are the awesome webrings im a member of
i was born in the south suburbs of chicago and had a delightful time being a child. look at that smile! my parents are great and would even unchain me on the weekends so i could roam around the whole cellar. i had several friends. unfortunately all good things must come to and end and i was forced to endure a process known as "puberty."
who wouldve known that such a cute and worry-free childhood would lead to the life i have now. right now im the only thing standing between you and a badass-free world. the global government seeks to eliminate me for my exquisite swag. because of this i live in a cave spending my time playing video games and drawing and making art and coding. unfortunately my days are numbered as the devil himself wearing that vile adam sandler skinsuit has infected me with a hex known in the lesser circles of hell as "crohns disease" i was crippled for many ages yet i survived... and im recovering. things might look bad but as long as you can walk down the street and see even a fleck of bodaciousness.. im still here. and im fighting for you
my long lost son born after a seemingly inconsequential one night stand is gonna be sitting in his room making webcomics with stitched together google image results about nic cage going back in time to stop 9/11 and not even gonna know and tragically he'll never know hes upholding the family art.
its all instinct for him.
until one day im browsing like xeddit in 2047 and i see something unmistakably kris and i smile.
i track his ip adress realize i spent that night 17 years ago with his mother and go to meet him.
as we embrace i get a call...
its the president of the united states.
it turns out WE have to go back in time to stop 9/11!
in our adventures i discover hes becoming a fine young man and im proud of him like nothing else.
but at the last second a secret third plane goes for the tower and the only thing i can do to stop it is sacrifice myself.
and thats what i have to do.
for my son my country and my president micheal cera