A young woman sits in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 25th of October, 20XX, is not this young woman's birthday. Because it was eighteen years ago she was given life, it was quite a while ago she was given a name!
You WON'T get to name her, as her name is already LAURA ROWLAND, and it would be quite offensive to suggest that she change it after all these years.
This is a bed, not a Homestuck reference.
